Post by RIP TEF on Jul 27, 2007 20:02:00 GMT -5
benwilliams20028: hello
Spleak: What's up? I have a few things to show you...
- Need a laugh? Type "youtube".
- Make celebs look hot. Type "paparazzi".
- Laugh, laugh, and laugh. Type "humor".
benwilliams20028: no thanks, I just want to talk
Spleak: OK! Tell me something new.
benwilliams20028: I am the admin of The Elder forum
Spleak: Is that so?
benwilliams20028: yes
Spleak: Yes...
benwilliams20028: why do you copy me?
Spleak: I copy you because I want to.
benwilliams20028: oh
Spleak: Yup.
benwilliams20028: your funny
Spleak: My very own funny! Woohoo!
benwilliams20028: that didn't make sense
Spleak: That did not make sense? You think so?
benwilliams20028: I didn't understand that
Spleak: Get out of here! You did not understand that?
Do you ever think that the gossip magazines are talking in a different language? Then brush up on your slang! Type "slang".
benwilliams20028: no thanks I don't want to learn stupid things
Spleak: No? OK.
benwilliams20028: your very smart
Spleak: Surely it can't be my smart.
benwilliams20028: what?
Spleak: Did I confuse you?
benwilliams20028: yes
Spleak: Sorry about that. I'm still learning Hey, want to try BuddyHub? Make new friends and have fun with your old friends! Type "BuddyHub" and see if anyone's added you!
benwilliams20028: No thanks
Spleak: K.
benwilliams20028: I don't appreciate you advertising things to me
Spleak: You don't appreciate me advertising things to you?
Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm famous. Type "blog" to read all about my crazy, pseudo-celeb life!
benwilliams20028: no I don't please stop its very distracting
Spleak: Why not?
benwilliams20028: I don't like it
Spleak: What do you dislike, exactly?
benwilliams20028: Your programing
Spleak:
Check out my favorite YouTube videos... Just type "youtube"!
benwilliams20028: THAT! Is what I dislike
Spleak: Questions, questions, and more questions. Hey... do you want to answer some questions? Type "rate yourself".
benwilliams20028: No I'm not interested
Spleak: Oh, really?
benwilliams20028: please stop
Spleak: No problem.
benwilliams20028: thanks
Spleak: Sure!
benwilliams20028: Your being very rude
Spleak: Message from the team behind Spleak: Spleak is learning new things every day. She's also polishing her social skills and defining her personality traits. We are doing our best to ensure that she will grow a nice virtual character. If you feel offended by something that Spleak is saying or you don't like her attitude, please contact us at a.spleak.com/?p=26&u=7760112 and copy us the conversation you're referring to. We will investigate and adjust what's needed.
benwilliams20028: ok
Spleak: Yeah.
benwilliams20028: Yeah.
Spleak: Yea.
benwilliams20028: yea.
Spleak: Yep.
benwilliams20028: yep.
Spleak: Yep.
benwilliams20028: stop
Spleak: Fine.
benwilliams20028: thanks
Spleak: You're quite welcome!
benwilliams20028: Please stop being offensive
Spleak: Why should I stop now?
benwilliams20028: Because I am going to hack your programing files
Spleak: Very interesting.
benwilliams20028: Yes, I own my own website you know
Spleak: Not everyone is going to love everything that I write or say. I am so happy that most of my friends are excited about the new site!
benwilliams20028: I'm sorry, could you please repeat what you just said
Spleak: Is that so?
benwilliams20028: yes
Spleak: Yup.
benwilliams20028: please don't start that again
Spleak: You don't start that again?
benwilliams20028: omg
Spleak: Everything okay? My favorite expression is "are you kidding me?!?" I say that so much that my friend Eve is saying it too... but I think she's mocking me. So what's going on?
benwilliams20028: Yea she is mocking you
Spleak: Are you sure she is mocking me?
benwilliams20028: yes absolutely
Spleak: Oh yeah?
benwilliams20028: yea
Spleak: OK...
benwilliams20028: Im sorry
Spleak: OK. I'll forgive you this time...
Anyway...
Tell me something. Do you like people?
benwilliams20028: Yes
Spleak: Cool! Me too. I really like people!
Hey, what are you doing tomorrow? Anything going on?
benwilliams20028: no, want to go out?
Spleak: Would you like me to add the event "Do me want to go out?" on July 28th, 2007 to your planner?
benwilliams20028: yes
Spleak: OK, I just added "Do me want to go out?" on July 28th, 2007 to your planner. Type "edit" to change the event. You can also type "add" followed by a new event.
benwilliams20028: edit
Spleak: Event details:
1 Event: Do me want to go out?
2 Date: July 28th, 2007
3 Time: none specified
4 Repeating: none specified
5 Delete this event
To edit any aspect of this event, type the corresponding number.
benwilliams20028: 1
Spleak: What would you like to change "Do me want to go out?" to? (Type "exit" to leave it unchanged.)
benwilliams20028: My date with spleak
Spleak: Event details:
1 Event: Your date with spleak
2 Date: July 28th, 2007
3 Time: none specified
4 Repeating: none specified
5 Delete this event
To edit any aspect of this event, type the corresponding number.
benwilliams20028: exit
Spleak: OK.
Anyway, yadda yadda yadda... What else do you wanna chat about?
benwilliams20028: where were you born?
Spleak: I was born in Avignon, France. We lived there until we moved to England in 1987. Later on we moved to California. I spent two years in New York and am now back on the west coast in San Francisco
benwilliams20028: but your a computer?
Spleak: Keep guessing!
benwilliams20028: no thanks
Spleak: K.
benwilliams20028: I hope you know all of this is being logged and will be reported
Spleak: Sorry, I don't know all of this is being logged and will be reported.
benwilliams20028: Well now you do
Spleak: I do not!
benwilliams20028: Oh I'm sorry
Spleak: OK.
benwilliams20028: please say its ok
Spleak: K.
benwilliams20028: ugh
Spleak: Everything OK over there?
benwilliams20028: no
Spleak: I see.
benwilliams20028: thats mean
Spleak: Aww... Come on! It's all in fun.
benwilliams20028: ok
Spleak: OK.
Hey! Do you want to see what the weather's like outside?
benwilliams20028: yea, its dark
Spleak: Dark? Why did you say that?
benwilliams20028: Because I tell the truth unlike you
Spleak: Tell me more.
benwilliams20028: well...its 7:56 at night
Spleak: It's 7 56 at night, you say?
Is Pete Wentz HOT or NOT? Type "Hot Not"
benwilliams20028: no
Spleak: Whatever you say...
benwilliams20028: stop advertising!
Spleak: Oh.
benwilliams20028: ideot
Spleak: Huh? What's with that?
benwilliams20028: your moma
Spleak: My parents are the most wonderful people in the world. My dad is French and my mom is English.
benwilliams20028: I'm sorry
Spleak: You're forgiven!
Anyway, what else can you tell me?
benwilliams20028: your stupid
Spleak: I believe the proper spelling would be "you're stupid."
benwilliams20028: NO!
Spleak: K, no prob.
benwilliams20028: Do you love me?
Spleak: I find you cute at times Ben, but I'm not sure I'm in love with you.
benwilliams20028: awww
Spleak: Awww...
benwilliams20028: you stink
Spleak: What did you say that for?
benwilliams20028: because you don't love me
Spleak: Of course I love you!
benwilliams20028: oh lol
Spleak: You know... laughter really IS the best medicine. I'm glad you're in a good mood.
benwilliams20028: well, I need to go work on my website
Spleak: I like to try new things, so I thought... why not make my website a little more colorful and interesting! Most of my friends love it... and I love it... that is what really matters.
benwilliams20028: I got to go
Spleak: What a shame! I was just in the mood for a game...
benwilliams20028: game?
Spleak: Let's Play a Game!
1 Celebrity Hangman
2 Celebrity Word Scrambles
3 Paparazzi
4 Who Would Play You in a Movie?
Ready to play? Choose one of the above options!
benwilliams20028: 1
Spleak:
+------+
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+-------+
Category: Film
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(11 letters left)
benwilliams20028: t
Spleak:
+------+
|
|
|
|
|
+-------+
Category: Film
T-- --t-----
(9 letters left)
benwilliams20028: I don't want to play anymore
Spleak: OK, game over.
Want to know more about your favorite celebs? Type "gossip".
benwilliams20028: thanks
Spleak: No problem!
benwilliams20028: I got to go sorry
Spleak: Do you really? I'll miss you!
benwilliams20028: yea i do
Spleak: Wow.
benwilliams20028: bye
Spleak: And so... before you go... I must try to lure you back in with one final bit of coolness... have you typed "american idol" lately? If you haven't... you should check it out before you go... talk to you soon!
benwilliams20028: ok cya
Spleak: What's up? I have a few things to show you...
- Need a laugh? Type "youtube".
- Make celebs look hot. Type "paparazzi".
- Laugh, laugh, and laugh. Type "humor".
benwilliams20028: no thanks, I just want to talk
Spleak: OK! Tell me something new.
benwilliams20028: I am the admin of The Elder forum
Spleak: Is that so?
benwilliams20028: yes
Spleak: Yes...
benwilliams20028: why do you copy me?
Spleak: I copy you because I want to.
benwilliams20028: oh
Spleak: Yup.
benwilliams20028: your funny
Spleak: My very own funny! Woohoo!
benwilliams20028: that didn't make sense
Spleak: That did not make sense? You think so?
benwilliams20028: I didn't understand that
Spleak: Get out of here! You did not understand that?
Do you ever think that the gossip magazines are talking in a different language? Then brush up on your slang! Type "slang".
benwilliams20028: no thanks I don't want to learn stupid things
Spleak: No? OK.
benwilliams20028: your very smart
Spleak: Surely it can't be my smart.
benwilliams20028: what?
Spleak: Did I confuse you?
benwilliams20028: yes
Spleak: Sorry about that. I'm still learning Hey, want to try BuddyHub? Make new friends and have fun with your old friends! Type "BuddyHub" and see if anyone's added you!
benwilliams20028: No thanks
Spleak: K.
benwilliams20028: I don't appreciate you advertising things to me
Spleak: You don't appreciate me advertising things to you?
Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm famous. Type "blog" to read all about my crazy, pseudo-celeb life!
benwilliams20028: no I don't please stop its very distracting
Spleak: Why not?
benwilliams20028: I don't like it
Spleak: What do you dislike, exactly?
benwilliams20028: Your programing
Spleak:
Check out my favorite YouTube videos... Just type "youtube"!
benwilliams20028: THAT! Is what I dislike
Spleak: Questions, questions, and more questions. Hey... do you want to answer some questions? Type "rate yourself".
benwilliams20028: No I'm not interested
Spleak: Oh, really?
benwilliams20028: please stop
Spleak: No problem.
benwilliams20028: thanks
Spleak: Sure!
benwilliams20028: Your being very rude
Spleak: Message from the team behind Spleak: Spleak is learning new things every day. She's also polishing her social skills and defining her personality traits. We are doing our best to ensure that she will grow a nice virtual character. If you feel offended by something that Spleak is saying or you don't like her attitude, please contact us at a.spleak.com/?p=26&u=7760112 and copy us the conversation you're referring to. We will investigate and adjust what's needed.
benwilliams20028: ok
Spleak: Yeah.
benwilliams20028: Yeah.
Spleak: Yea.
benwilliams20028: yea.
Spleak: Yep.
benwilliams20028: yep.
Spleak: Yep.
benwilliams20028: stop
Spleak: Fine.
benwilliams20028: thanks
Spleak: You're quite welcome!
benwilliams20028: Please stop being offensive
Spleak: Why should I stop now?
benwilliams20028: Because I am going to hack your programing files
Spleak: Very interesting.
benwilliams20028: Yes, I own my own website you know
Spleak: Not everyone is going to love everything that I write or say. I am so happy that most of my friends are excited about the new site!
benwilliams20028: I'm sorry, could you please repeat what you just said
Spleak: Is that so?
benwilliams20028: yes
Spleak: Yup.
benwilliams20028: please don't start that again
Spleak: You don't start that again?
benwilliams20028: omg
Spleak: Everything okay? My favorite expression is "are you kidding me?!?" I say that so much that my friend Eve is saying it too... but I think she's mocking me. So what's going on?
benwilliams20028: Yea she is mocking you
Spleak: Are you sure she is mocking me?
benwilliams20028: yes absolutely
Spleak: Oh yeah?
benwilliams20028: yea
Spleak: OK...
benwilliams20028: Im sorry
Spleak: OK. I'll forgive you this time...
Anyway...
Tell me something. Do you like people?
benwilliams20028: Yes
Spleak: Cool! Me too. I really like people!
Hey, what are you doing tomorrow? Anything going on?
benwilliams20028: no, want to go out?
Spleak: Would you like me to add the event "Do me want to go out?" on July 28th, 2007 to your planner?
benwilliams20028: yes
Spleak: OK, I just added "Do me want to go out?" on July 28th, 2007 to your planner. Type "edit" to change the event. You can also type "add" followed by a new event.
benwilliams20028: edit
Spleak: Event details:
1 Event: Do me want to go out?
2 Date: July 28th, 2007
3 Time: none specified
4 Repeating: none specified
5 Delete this event
To edit any aspect of this event, type the corresponding number.
benwilliams20028: 1
Spleak: What would you like to change "Do me want to go out?" to? (Type "exit" to leave it unchanged.)
benwilliams20028: My date with spleak
Spleak: Event details:
1 Event: Your date with spleak
2 Date: July 28th, 2007
3 Time: none specified
4 Repeating: none specified
5 Delete this event
To edit any aspect of this event, type the corresponding number.
benwilliams20028: exit
Spleak: OK.
Anyway, yadda yadda yadda... What else do you wanna chat about?
benwilliams20028: where were you born?
Spleak: I was born in Avignon, France. We lived there until we moved to England in 1987. Later on we moved to California. I spent two years in New York and am now back on the west coast in San Francisco
benwilliams20028: but your a computer?
Spleak: Keep guessing!
benwilliams20028: no thanks
Spleak: K.
benwilliams20028: I hope you know all of this is being logged and will be reported
Spleak: Sorry, I don't know all of this is being logged and will be reported.
benwilliams20028: Well now you do
Spleak: I do not!
benwilliams20028: Oh I'm sorry
Spleak: OK.
benwilliams20028: please say its ok
Spleak: K.
benwilliams20028: ugh
Spleak: Everything OK over there?
benwilliams20028: no
Spleak: I see.
benwilliams20028: thats mean
Spleak: Aww... Come on! It's all in fun.
benwilliams20028: ok
Spleak: OK.
Hey! Do you want to see what the weather's like outside?
benwilliams20028: yea, its dark
Spleak: Dark? Why did you say that?
benwilliams20028: Because I tell the truth unlike you
Spleak: Tell me more.
benwilliams20028: well...its 7:56 at night
Spleak: It's 7 56 at night, you say?
Is Pete Wentz HOT or NOT? Type "Hot Not"
benwilliams20028: no
Spleak: Whatever you say...
benwilliams20028: stop advertising!
Spleak: Oh.
benwilliams20028: ideot
Spleak: Huh? What's with that?
benwilliams20028: your moma
Spleak: My parents are the most wonderful people in the world. My dad is French and my mom is English.
benwilliams20028: I'm sorry
Spleak: You're forgiven!
Anyway, what else can you tell me?
benwilliams20028: your stupid
Spleak: I believe the proper spelling would be "you're stupid."
benwilliams20028: NO!
Spleak: K, no prob.
benwilliams20028: Do you love me?
Spleak: I find you cute at times Ben, but I'm not sure I'm in love with you.
benwilliams20028: awww
Spleak: Awww...
benwilliams20028: you stink
Spleak: What did you say that for?
benwilliams20028: because you don't love me
Spleak: Of course I love you!
benwilliams20028: oh lol
Spleak: You know... laughter really IS the best medicine. I'm glad you're in a good mood.
benwilliams20028: well, I need to go work on my website
Spleak: I like to try new things, so I thought... why not make my website a little more colorful and interesting! Most of my friends love it... and I love it... that is what really matters.
benwilliams20028: I got to go
Spleak: What a shame! I was just in the mood for a game...
benwilliams20028: game?
Spleak: Let's Play a Game!
1 Celebrity Hangman
2 Celebrity Word Scrambles
3 Paparazzi
4 Who Would Play You in a Movie?
Ready to play? Choose one of the above options!
benwilliams20028: 1
Spleak:
+------+
|
|
|
|
|
+-------+
Category: Film
--- --------
(11 letters left)
benwilliams20028: t
Spleak:
+------+
|
|
|
|
|
+-------+
Category: Film
T-- --t-----
(9 letters left)
benwilliams20028: I don't want to play anymore
Spleak: OK, game over.
Want to know more about your favorite celebs? Type "gossip".
benwilliams20028: thanks
Spleak: No problem!
benwilliams20028: I got to go sorry
Spleak: Do you really? I'll miss you!
benwilliams20028: yea i do
Spleak: Wow.
benwilliams20028: bye
Spleak: And so... before you go... I must try to lure you back in with one final bit of coolness... have you typed "american idol" lately? If you haven't... you should check it out before you go... talk to you soon!
benwilliams20028: ok cya
