Post by Momiji on Jun 26, 2008 14:15:22 GMT -5
Welcome to Some Ordinary Dudes. Now, if you don't know already, this is Obeliskos and I, we sit down, we talk about things that have been going on recently, and we have the Top 5 Kongregate games. Kongregate is a flash games website, with a monthy top 5 sort of thing. We'll be doing this every week, and I'll post these up every week. Well then, if you like to read this sort of thing, sit back, pop on your reading glasses, and have a good time.
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Momiji: Alright, we're talking about the top five Kongregate games here. At number five, we have... Dino Run. Now, I haven't played this. I'm assuming most people have for the reward,
Obeliskos: I know I have.
Momiji: What do you think?
Stuff happened and I lost this section. My bad. >_>
We're talking about Arcane now. Dino Run stunk and Epsilon was good, by the way. I didn't play either.
(Epsilon was the umber 4, in case you couldn't tell.)
Momiji: I didn't like this game. It felt pretty boring, kind of clunky, and just an overall mediocre game.
Obeliskos: Man, I want a badge. I played through that whole dang game, I want a reward, some points, because it really wasn't a fantastic game. Really, like you said, it was pretty boring. And it's an action game! It's meant to not be boring! By the way, I heard it was stolen. I don't believe it myself, but a lot of people are saying it is. Might be the cause of being relatively low in the competition.
Momiji: Sad.
Obeliskos: And the high scores are hacked, so even playing to get a high score on leaderboards is pointless.
Momiji: Alright, this is where we get into the good stuff. At number 2, we have... Indestructotank AE. AE meaning anniversary edition, of course.
Obeliskos: A'ight, now, I've played this game.
Momiji: I've played this too. This, to me, is fun.
Obeliskos: It's pretty new, that's for sure. Never before have I tried to get hit and ram into things. That's a new concept.
Momiji: Yep, it's pretty neat. The controls are very slick and smooth.
Obeliskos: I agree. Something I didn't feel necessary was the shop. Like, I just want to bash into things. Money? To heck with that.
Momiji: The shop, I felt, was a neat addition to the game. It lets you customize what you're bashing into, which is pretty awesome.
Obeliskos: I guess, but when you're really into it, you just skip the shop screen sometimes.
Momiji: Alright, and here comes the big shocker. Number one... Hedgehog Launch! All I have to say is, wow. This game kicks butt.
Obeliskos: Dang, we got TWO ArmorGames games here, man. Guys are stealing the spotlight.
Momiji: ArmorGames outdid themselves with these two games.
Obeliskos: They always outdo themselves. ArmorGames is awesome.
Momiji: This is pretty much a game when you try to launch a hedgehog into space. And I am NOT kidding.
Obeliskos: But man, I don't see the appeal.
Momiji: I do.
Obeliskos: Clearly. But, man, I've seen tons of things where you fling stuff. It's nothing new, really.
Momiji: True enough.
Obeliskos: I didn't give it much of a try, I got bored near the seventh day or something.
Momiji: The upgrades are nothing new, but it feels awesome to launch that guy to the moon.
Obeliskos: Poor hedgehog.
Momiji: You'd think Sonic would be in this game, with all the stuff he's been making.
Obeliskos: Get Sonic in that launching pad. Save me some time, just do that spinny thing straight to the moon. WHOOOSH!
Momiji: *laugh* Well, that's the top five games at Kongregate. On to other things. Now, Tentacle Haven. Did ya see? LineMarvel's back! (Alright, this probably confused you. LineMarvel is a flash game maker/ artist. He does....adult flash games, to say the least. Tentacle haven is a forum that is dedicated to him and his flash games. He's been missing for almost a year, and suddenly he updates his blog explaining why. Don't look him up or Tentacle haven up unless your over 18+!)
Obeliskos: Yeah, man! After such a long time, I thought it was a joke, but it's the real deal! And if it is a joke, everyone is going to tear the "prankster" limb from limb.
Momiji: Nah, it's the real LineMarvel. I don't think he'll be working on Mystic Girl, though. And the blog updated too, if you haven't checked that out. (Mystic Girl was Linemarvel's new flash game.)
Obeliskos: I did. Kinda surprising, clicking that bookmarked link almost every day and expect nothing. But then something new is there and you're like "Holy."
Momiji: It's like "Oh my God, the guy is alive!"
Obeliskos: Elliminisdiri deserves an award or something for being the first to reply. I wonder, though, how did LM find Tentacle Haven?
Momiji: I dunno.
Obeliskos:Know what's funny? I actually commented on his profile about the forum.
Momiji: Really, now?
Obeliskos: Yeah, I'll paste it.
Momiji: Alright.
Obeliskos (after fetching the comment): "Er, what's with the forums? When I click on the bookmarked link, it just takes me to the ProBoards homepage. (Okay, this may confuse you too. Listen up. There was an original forum, just called "The Unofficial LineMarvel Forums". This got closed when one of the members reported it to the site that was used to make the forum, and Tentacle Haven was made to replace it.)
Momiji: You posted that on mine, too.
Obeliskos: Right, and you somehow had the link to the new forum.
Momiji: Chibi gave me the link. (Chibi is short for ChibiChibi, one of the forums more popular members.)
Obeliskos: Ah. Everyone there has a connection with each other but me. *sad face*
Momiji: You should've just PM'd Chibi.
Obeliskos: I could have.
Momiji: Yeah. Dude, did you also hear? AI decided to leave. (AI was an admin for the original forum, but now she decided to leave.)
Obeliskos: Yeah, I saw that. Got a lot of goodbyes.
Momiji: Yup.
Obeliskos: Speaking of leaving, D.A. is taking a break from the forums.(D.A is another popular member of the forum.)
Momiji: Ah, that's right. Hopefully she'll stay gone.
(after a few seconds)
Kidding, I'm kidding.
Obeliskos: Haha, don't want any tension. And did you see? Fanfics have taken over the blank page.
Momiji: Ugh.
Obeliskos: Three of 'em by the same person. Who else but fanfictioner? What a name. fanfictioner. Wonder what he/she does for a living?
Momiji: Now, I don't want to offend any fanfiction people, but I thought the blank page was for original stories. Like, I don't mind fanfiction or anything, but *******, this guy steals right from the source material!
Obeliskos: Quote from the forum description, anyone? "For any original content made by you. Let your creative juices flow." Fanfiction CONTENT can be considered original, but it's based something that already exists. (The blank page is the name of the part of Tentacle haven that allows you to post your own original stories.)
Momiji: Did you get the new Disturbed CD yet?
Obeliskos: No, not yet. According to you, I've already heard the worthwhile songs.
Momiji: Ah dude, there's some good stuff on there. Anyway, I have to go to the bathroom.
Obeliskos: I'll crack open another beer, then.
Momiji: *leaves*
Obeliskos: *cracks open another beer*
*pours it into Momiji's seat*
*sets it on table*
Momiji: *sits down* Alright, so-
...
What the heck.
Obeliskos: *laughs*
Momiji: ...
*cleans up* Moving on, I saw Get Smart recently. It was awesome.
Obeliskos: I thought it looked good.
Momiji: I would give it a four out of five. The movie made me laugh all the way through.
Obeliskos: So, why a four? Acting? Plot?
Momiji: Well, the movie on a whole was entertaining. The acting was great. I loved the way Steve Correl played Maxwell Smart. There's that Rock guy, he played Agent 23, which was cool.
Obeliskos: That sure is an original name there. Agent 23.
Momiji: I'm trying to think which agent number Maxwell Smart was... I think it was 83?
Obeliskos: Lots of threes, huh?
Momiji: There were constant references to the old show. Lines such as "Missed it by that much." showed up twice. And the line "Sorry about that chief." popped up three times.
Obeliskos: Jeez.
(about two minutes of silence)
Momiji: Um, well, that's it. Get out of my house.
Obeliskos: *gets up*
*leaves*
*comes back*
*takes beer*
*leaves again*
Momiji: Dang, that was the last beer, too..
*turns off mic* 0
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Momiji: Alright, we're talking about the top five Kongregate games here. At number five, we have... Dino Run. Now, I haven't played this. I'm assuming most people have for the reward,
Obeliskos: I know I have.
Momiji: What do you think?
Stuff happened and I lost this section. My bad. >_>
We're talking about Arcane now. Dino Run stunk and Epsilon was good, by the way. I didn't play either.
(Epsilon was the umber 4, in case you couldn't tell.)
Momiji: I didn't like this game. It felt pretty boring, kind of clunky, and just an overall mediocre game.
Obeliskos: Man, I want a badge. I played through that whole dang game, I want a reward, some points, because it really wasn't a fantastic game. Really, like you said, it was pretty boring. And it's an action game! It's meant to not be boring! By the way, I heard it was stolen. I don't believe it myself, but a lot of people are saying it is. Might be the cause of being relatively low in the competition.
Momiji: Sad.
Obeliskos: And the high scores are hacked, so even playing to get a high score on leaderboards is pointless.
Momiji: Alright, this is where we get into the good stuff. At number 2, we have... Indestructotank AE. AE meaning anniversary edition, of course.
Obeliskos: A'ight, now, I've played this game.
Momiji: I've played this too. This, to me, is fun.
Obeliskos: It's pretty new, that's for sure. Never before have I tried to get hit and ram into things. That's a new concept.
Momiji: Yep, it's pretty neat. The controls are very slick and smooth.
Obeliskos: I agree. Something I didn't feel necessary was the shop. Like, I just want to bash into things. Money? To heck with that.
Momiji: The shop, I felt, was a neat addition to the game. It lets you customize what you're bashing into, which is pretty awesome.
Obeliskos: I guess, but when you're really into it, you just skip the shop screen sometimes.
Momiji: Alright, and here comes the big shocker. Number one... Hedgehog Launch! All I have to say is, wow. This game kicks butt.
Obeliskos: Dang, we got TWO ArmorGames games here, man. Guys are stealing the spotlight.
Momiji: ArmorGames outdid themselves with these two games.
Obeliskos: They always outdo themselves. ArmorGames is awesome.
Momiji: This is pretty much a game when you try to launch a hedgehog into space. And I am NOT kidding.
Obeliskos: But man, I don't see the appeal.
Momiji: I do.
Obeliskos: Clearly. But, man, I've seen tons of things where you fling stuff. It's nothing new, really.
Momiji: True enough.
Obeliskos: I didn't give it much of a try, I got bored near the seventh day or something.
Momiji: The upgrades are nothing new, but it feels awesome to launch that guy to the moon.
Obeliskos: Poor hedgehog.
Momiji: You'd think Sonic would be in this game, with all the stuff he's been making.
Obeliskos: Get Sonic in that launching pad. Save me some time, just do that spinny thing straight to the moon. WHOOOSH!
Momiji: *laugh* Well, that's the top five games at Kongregate. On to other things. Now, Tentacle Haven. Did ya see? LineMarvel's back! (Alright, this probably confused you. LineMarvel is a flash game maker/ artist. He does....adult flash games, to say the least. Tentacle haven is a forum that is dedicated to him and his flash games. He's been missing for almost a year, and suddenly he updates his blog explaining why. Don't look him up or Tentacle haven up unless your over 18+!)
Obeliskos: Yeah, man! After such a long time, I thought it was a joke, but it's the real deal! And if it is a joke, everyone is going to tear the "prankster" limb from limb.
Momiji: Nah, it's the real LineMarvel. I don't think he'll be working on Mystic Girl, though. And the blog updated too, if you haven't checked that out. (Mystic Girl was Linemarvel's new flash game.)
Obeliskos: I did. Kinda surprising, clicking that bookmarked link almost every day and expect nothing. But then something new is there and you're like "Holy."
Momiji: It's like "Oh my God, the guy is alive!"
Obeliskos: Elliminisdiri deserves an award or something for being the first to reply. I wonder, though, how did LM find Tentacle Haven?
Momiji: I dunno.
Obeliskos:Know what's funny? I actually commented on his profile about the forum.
Momiji: Really, now?
Obeliskos: Yeah, I'll paste it.
Momiji: Alright.
Obeliskos (after fetching the comment): "Er, what's with the forums? When I click on the bookmarked link, it just takes me to the ProBoards homepage. (Okay, this may confuse you too. Listen up. There was an original forum, just called "The Unofficial LineMarvel Forums". This got closed when one of the members reported it to the site that was used to make the forum, and Tentacle Haven was made to replace it.)
Momiji: You posted that on mine, too.
Obeliskos: Right, and you somehow had the link to the new forum.
Momiji: Chibi gave me the link. (Chibi is short for ChibiChibi, one of the forums more popular members.)
Obeliskos: Ah. Everyone there has a connection with each other but me. *sad face*
Momiji: You should've just PM'd Chibi.
Obeliskos: I could have.
Momiji: Yeah. Dude, did you also hear? AI decided to leave. (AI was an admin for the original forum, but now she decided to leave.)
Obeliskos: Yeah, I saw that. Got a lot of goodbyes.
Momiji: Yup.
Obeliskos: Speaking of leaving, D.A. is taking a break from the forums.(D.A is another popular member of the forum.)
Momiji: Ah, that's right. Hopefully she'll stay gone.
(after a few seconds)
Kidding, I'm kidding.
Obeliskos: Haha, don't want any tension. And did you see? Fanfics have taken over the blank page.
Momiji: Ugh.
Obeliskos: Three of 'em by the same person. Who else but fanfictioner? What a name. fanfictioner. Wonder what he/she does for a living?
Momiji: Now, I don't want to offend any fanfiction people, but I thought the blank page was for original stories. Like, I don't mind fanfiction or anything, but *******, this guy steals right from the source material!
Obeliskos: Quote from the forum description, anyone? "For any original content made by you. Let your creative juices flow." Fanfiction CONTENT can be considered original, but it's based something that already exists. (The blank page is the name of the part of Tentacle haven that allows you to post your own original stories.)
Momiji: Did you get the new Disturbed CD yet?
Obeliskos: No, not yet. According to you, I've already heard the worthwhile songs.
Momiji: Ah dude, there's some good stuff on there. Anyway, I have to go to the bathroom.
Obeliskos: I'll crack open another beer, then.
Momiji: *leaves*
Obeliskos: *cracks open another beer*
*pours it into Momiji's seat*
*sets it on table*
Momiji: *sits down* Alright, so-
...
What the heck.
Obeliskos: *laughs*
Momiji: ...
*cleans up* Moving on, I saw Get Smart recently. It was awesome.
Obeliskos: I thought it looked good.
Momiji: I would give it a four out of five. The movie made me laugh all the way through.
Obeliskos: So, why a four? Acting? Plot?
Momiji: Well, the movie on a whole was entertaining. The acting was great. I loved the way Steve Correl played Maxwell Smart. There's that Rock guy, he played Agent 23, which was cool.
Obeliskos: That sure is an original name there. Agent 23.
Momiji: I'm trying to think which agent number Maxwell Smart was... I think it was 83?
Obeliskos: Lots of threes, huh?
Momiji: There were constant references to the old show. Lines such as "Missed it by that much." showed up twice. And the line "Sorry about that chief." popped up three times.
Obeliskos: Jeez.
(about two minutes of silence)
Momiji: Um, well, that's it. Get out of my house.
Obeliskos: *gets up*
*leaves*
*comes back*
*takes beer*
*leaves again*
Momiji: Dang, that was the last beer, too..
*turns off mic* 0
